I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
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