boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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