Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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