She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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