No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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