I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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