I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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