It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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