Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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