do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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