Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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