Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Even the bartender felt bad for me
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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