Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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