Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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