Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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