What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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