hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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