And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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