I accidentally burped into my bong.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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