I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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