i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
