Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
