I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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