This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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