Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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