So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
