You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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