Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
They have beer where we have blood.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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