Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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