i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
This house was built for laser tag.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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