Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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