belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
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