Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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