I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
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