I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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