Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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