is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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