I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
