Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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