I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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