real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
BRING THE BAGELS
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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