so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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