I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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