if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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