My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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