so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Randomize
