Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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