It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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