No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
We don't watch enough power rangers
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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