maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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